Top 10 Funny Motivational Quotes

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“Always be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the m is silent.” –Unknown

“Never let anyone treat you like you’re regular glue. You’re glitter glue.”

“If you fall –I’ll be there.” –Floor

“When Plan “A” doesn’t work, don’t worry, you still have 25 more letters to go through.” –Unknown

“If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” –Dalai Lama

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.” –Steven Wright

“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” –Unknown

“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.’ –Groucho Marx

“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” –Kyle Chandler

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” –Thomas A. Edison

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